Speaks English

Let me guess, you're leaving on vacation and realized you needed a slightly shorter, lighter version of Will Smith that's equally as funny and good looking to watch your house while you're gone... Don't worry, you're not the first one. My name is Kenneth, but I go by Sonny. Either way you can rest assured that I will watch over your valuables while you're out livin' it up / taking care of business AND I'll look good doing it - No extra charge! Whether it be locking doors, feeding animals, sitting on the couch, vacuuming, driving your Lamborghini, watering your plants, or training your dragon, I personally guarantee that I will perform these mundane tasks with sophistication, class, & ENTHUSIASM!