Speaks English

Old people and children, two demographics with an endearingly low filter on their thoughts and words. In today's society, everyone is so guarded with their thoughts and emotions, and we're always looking for the newest and freshest thing. Not when you're around older people - a commonly undervalued segment of our population that deserves more attention and care, not just because it's the right thing but because of the insights you'll gain. Anyway, that's enough about me and my self-righteousness about caring and loving for our elders. Hire me part-time to run your errands. I am on time, cordial, attentive and precise. I get things right the first time and I don't screw off. I'll do the little things like clean your toilets and organize your bookshelf, as well as pick up your meds and watch game shows with you. I'm the best part-time assistant you're likely to find. I do it because old people are awesome.