If you’re looking for a fun activity to celebrate Valentine’s Day with kiddos, silly Valentine’s Day jokes are the way to go. Laughing together is a great way to celebrate love with anyone in your life, especially children. Soak in the sweet sound of a little kid’s uproarious laughter by trying out some Valentine’s Day jokes for kids.
Whether they’re about animals, food or a classic “dad joke,” these kid-friendly Valentine’s Day jokes will be sure to generate more than a few giggles and bring out everyone’s silly side.
Animal-themed Valentine’s Day jokes for kids
- What do you call a romantic beetle?
A love bug.
- How do you ask a whale to be your valentine?
Whale you be mine?
- What do you call two birds who fell in love?
Tweethearts.
- What do you say to your cat on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purr-fect.
- What did the tortoise say on Valentine’s Day?
I’m turtle-ly in love with you.
- What do you call it when a fish falls in love?
Guppy love.
- Why was the bunny so happy?
He found some-bunny who loves him.
- What did the bee say to his valentine?
Will you bee mine, honey?
- Why did the rooster cross the road?
He wanted to impress the chicks.
- What did one elephant say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton!
- What do you write on a slug’s Valentine’s card?
Be my Valen-slime.
- Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
They’re scent-imental.
- What did the bat say to their valentine?
You’re great to hang out with.
- What did the monkey say to their valentine?
I’m bananas for you!
- What did the T-Rex say to his crush?
You’re dino-mite!
- How do lions express their love?
They talk about their felines.
- What did the horse eat on February 14th?
Valentine’s hay.
Food-themed Valentine’s Day jokes for kids
- What did the blueberry say to the strawberry?
I love you berry much.
- What did the baker say to his sweetheart?
I’m dough-nuts about you!
- What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.
- What kind of candy is never on time?
Choco-LATE.
- What did one piece of toast say to the other?
You’re my butter half.
- What did the french fry say to the hash brown?
You are one hot potato!
- What did the honeydew say to the cantaloupe?
You’re one in a melon.
- What should you order for breakfast on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and quiche.
- What did the chips say to the guacamole?
You guac my world.
- What do you say to your coffee on Valentine’s Day?
I can’t espresso how much I love you.
- Why do people love artichokes?
They have big hearts.
Valentine’s Day dad jokes
- What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
- What does a ghost call their partner?
Their ghoul-friend.
- Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
The calendar.
- What did the triangle say to her crush?
You’re acute!
- How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
- What does a ghost say to its valentine?
I love you, boo!
- What did the painter say to their valentine?
I love you with all my art.
- How did the broom win over his crush on Valentine’s Day?
He swept her off her feet.
- Why didn’t the tree celebrate Valentine’s Day?
She didn’t be-leaf in love.
- What did the candle say to his new love?
I found my perfect match!
- How did one drum express its love to the other drum?
My heart beats for you.
- What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day?
Lovesick.
- What did the couple say after they got struck by Cupid’s arrow?
Ouch!
- What did the gum say to the shoe?
I’m stuck on you.
- What did the shoe say to the lace?
You’re my sole-mate.
- Why should you date a goalie?
Because they’re keepers.
- What did one oar say to the other?
You’re so row-mantic.
- What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
You’re very attractive.
- What do you call a very small valentine?
A Valen-tiny.
Valentine’s Day knock-knock jokes for kids
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl love you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas, be my valentine.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
