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50 Valentine’s Day jokes for kids 

Bring glee and giggles to the celebration with 50 funny Valentine's Day jokes for children to learn by heart and share.

50 Valentine’s Day jokes for kids 

If you’re looking for a fun activity to celebrate Valentine’s Day with the little ones, silly Valentine’s Day jokes are the way to go. Laughing together is a great way to celebrate love with anyone in your life, especially children. Soak in the sweet sound of a little one’s uproarious laughter by trying out some Valentine’s Day jokes for kids. 

Whether they’re about animals, food or a classic “dad joke”, these child-friendly Valentine’s Day jokes will be sure to generate more than a few giggles and bring out everyone’s silly side. 

Animal-themed Valentine’s Day jokes for kids

  1. What do you call a romantic beetle? 

A love bug.

  1. How do you ask a whale to be your valentine? 

Whale you be mine?

  1. What do you call two birds who fell in love? 

Tweethearts. 

  1. What do you say to your cat on Valentine’s Day? 

You’re purr-fect. 

  1. What did the tortoise say on Valentine’s Day? 

I’m turtle-ly in love with you. 

  1. What do you call it when a fish falls in love? 

Guppy love.

  1. Why was the bunny so happy? 

He found some-bunny who loves him. 

  1. What did the bee say to his valentine? 

Will you bee mine, honey?

  1. Why did the rooster cross the road? 

He wanted to impress the chicks.

  1. What did one elephant say to the other on Valentine’s Day? 

I love you a tonne! 

  1. What do you write on a slug’s Valentine’s card? 

Be my Valen-slime. 

  1. Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? 

They’re scent-imental. 

  1. What did the bat say to their valentine? 

You’re great to hang out with. 

  1. What did the monkey say to their valentine? 

I’m bananas for you! 

  1. What did the T-Rex say to his crush? 

You’re dino-mite! 

  1. How do lions express their love? 

They talk about their felines. 

  1. What did the horse eat on the 14th of February? 

Valentine’s hay.

Food-themed Valentine’s Day jokes for kids 

  1. What did the blueberry say to the strawberry? 

I love you berry much. 

  1. What did the baker say to his sweetheart? 

I’m do-nuts about you!

  1. What did the cucumber say to the pickle? 

You mean a great dill to me.

  1. What kind of sweets are never on time? 

Choco-LATE.

  1. What did one piece of toast say to the other? 

You’re my butter half. 

  1. What did the chip say to the hash brown? 

You are one hot potato! 

  1. What did the honeydew say to the cantaloupe? 

You’re one in a melon. 

  1. What should you order for breakfast on Valentine’s Day? 

A hug and quiche. 

  1. What did the tortilla chips say to the guacamole? 

You guac my world. 

  1. What do you say to your coffee on Valentine’s Day? 

I can’t espresso how much I love you. 

  1. Why do people love artichokes? 

They have big hearts. 

Valentine’s Day dad jokes

  1.  What did one volcano say to the other? 

I lava you! 

  1. What does a ghost call their partner? 

Their ghoul-friend.

  1. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? 

The calendar. 

  1. What did the triangle say to her crush? 

You’re acute! 

  1. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? 

He gave her a ring. 

  1. What does a ghost say to its valentine? 

I love you, boo! 

  1. What did the painter say to their valentine? 

I love you with all my art. 

  1. How did the broom win over his crush on Valentine’s Day? 

He swept her off her feet. 

  1. Why didn’t the tree celebrate Valentine’s Day? 

She didn’t be-leaf in love. 

  1. What did the candle say to his new love? 

I found my perfect match! 

  1. How did one drum express its love to the other drum? 

My heart beats for you. 

  1. What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day? 

Lovesick. 

  1. What did the couple say after they got struck by Cupid’s arrow? 

Ouch! 

  1. What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? 

I’m stuck on you. 

  1. What did the shoe say to the lace? 

You’re my sole-mate. 

  1. Why should you date a goalie? 

Because they’re keepers.

  1. What did one oar say to the other? 

You’re so row-mantic. 

  1. What did the paperclip say to the magnet? 

You’re very attractive. 

  1. What do you call a very small valentine? 

A Valen-tiny. 

Valentine’s Day knock-knock jokes for kids 

  1. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Owl. 

Owl who? 

Owl love you!

  1. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Peas. 

Peas who? 

Peas, be my valentine. 

  1. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Olive. 

Olive who? 

Olive you!