Nothing’s sweeter than the sound of kids laughing. So here are the 40 best dog jokes for kids that will, no doubt, give both little ones and you a serious case of the howling giggles.
- Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs!
- Why do dogs run in circles? Because it’s hard to run in squares!
- What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
- What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee? A greyhound buzz!
- Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”? Because “Frost” bites!
- What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog!
- Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city? A New Yorkie!
- Why is a tree like a big dog? They both have a lot of bark!
- What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!
- What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel!
- What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver!
- Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!
- Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
- What did one flea say to the other? Should we walk or take a dog?
- Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Because you might step in a poodle!
- Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!
- How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!
- Why was the dog sweating so much? She was a hot dog!
- What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone appetit!
- What do you call a great dog detective? Sherlock Bones!
- How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking!
- Which dog breed does Dracula love the most? Blood hounds!
- What’s a dog’s favorite dessert? Pupcakes!
- What kinds of stores do dogs love the most? Re-tail stores!
- What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni pizza!
- Which dog breed chases anything that’s red? A bull dog!
- What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper? That’s ruffffffff!!
- What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? A trombone!
- What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal? “That hit the spots!”
- What type of market should you NEVER take your dog? A flea market!
- What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-tastrophy!
- What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold? A pupsicle!
- What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth!
- Which breed of dog is the quietest? A hush puppy!
- Which dog breed just LOVES bubble baths? A shampoodle!
- What did the dog say to the flea? Quit bugging me!
- What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs!
- Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor? He kept seeing spots!
- Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes? A Chi-ha-ha!
- What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school? Her pet-degree!
Joke Sources
- Enchanted Learning. “Dog Jokes and Riddles for Kids.”
- Fun Kids’ Jokes. “Jokes About Dogs.”
- Funology. “Animal Jokes.”
- Just Riddles and More. “Animal Riddles.”
- Kid Activities. “Dog Jokes.”
- Kids Jokes. “Dog Jokes!”
- Kids Spot. “Jokes for Kids: Dogs.”
- Short Funny. “Top 50 Dog Jokes.”
