The 9 best parenting tweets of the week

The end of the school year plus a three-day weekend? You bet parents had a lot to say on Twitter this week. From grocery store mayhem to the varying stages of mom boobs — yes, really — here are the best parenting tweets for the week of May 25-31, 2019.

1. Total party animals.

My husband & I like to party & by party I mean turn on Netflix around 8pm & hope to stay awake for a half hour.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 27, 2019

2. So, that’s where the money’s going.

https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/1132757305085308929

3. Really. It’s the same thing, isn’t it?

I keep trying to type “road trip with kids” and auto correct keeps changing it to “most disgusting public bathroom tour.”

— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) May 28, 2019

4. Toddlers: creatures of extremes.

My 3yo can either be found streaking butt-naked in front of a giant crowd of strangers, or shyly hiding behind my back and trying to crawl back inside my womb. There is no in-between.

— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) May 29, 2019

5. Seriously, kids. WHY?!

My favorite part of going to the park is asking my kids 37 times before we leave to go to the bathroom, and then spending 12 minutes in a hot park bathroom while they poop.

— Mom (@OhThatMomGlow) May 26, 2019

6. When you just can’t prioritize.

It’s always “Did you pack the kids’ lunch and take care of that bill like I asked?” and never “Did you watch Netflix and eat a whole row of Oreos like I asked?”

— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) May 29, 2019

7. But why are kids so cute?!

I’d be better at disciplining our 3yo if he didn’t laugh in my face while I did so, and also if it weren’t so INSUFFERABLY ADORABLE.

— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) May 29, 2019

8. Better get a head start there!

Checked my 7th grader out early on the last day of school so she could get a head start on being bored.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 29, 2019

9. Yeah, there’s that one little detail.

Having kids would be easier if they didn’t have to eat so often.

— Dad Bits (@DadBits) May 29, 2019

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The 9 best parenting tweets of the week

1. Total party animals.

2. So, that’s where the money’s going.

3. Really. It’s the same thing, isn’t it?

4. Toddlers: creatures of extremes.

5. Seriously, kids. WHY?!

6. When you just can’t prioritize.

7. But why are kids so cute?!

8. Better get a head start there!

9. Yeah, there’s that one little detail.

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1. Total party animals.

2. So, that’s where the money’s going.

3. Really. It’s the same thing, isn’t it?

4. Toddlers: creatures of extremes.

5. Seriously, kids. WHY?!

6. When you just can’t prioritize.

7. But why are kids so cute?!

8. Better get a head start there!

9. Yeah, there’s that one little detail.

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