You are WRONG for this position if any of the following apply:
1 - You are easily offended by improprieties, foul language, sarcastic humor, or inappropriate (but HILARIOUS) commentary
2 - You consider playing with kids "hard work" or manage to tolerate kids rather than care about them
We are a crazy family of 5 with very active, LOUD & energetic kids, ages 4, 6 & 8 (Boy, girl, boy). They are sweet & fun, but very active & love to play. My husband and I run our own businesses, and need someone with magical powers to take care of the kids during "school hours" (9-3:30, M-F) The job would include errands, Kindergarten pick up, tidying up house (we have a cleaner for the deep cleaning, just need the daily pick up taken care of), "home school" for my 4-year-old in the morning, the occasional organization project, "field trips", etc.