I Need Help Mom-ing!

About the job

I'm looking for a magical unicorn person to help me structure and enjoy my life more. I have 2 boys, 5 and 9. I also have assorted teens and a husband. I would love to find someone who could help keep my house from looking post apocalyptic, help us eat healthy meals, help my boys enjoy things other than video games after school, help defeat Mt Laundry, and generally just contribute to my sanity. We have two dogs that also contribute to the apocalypse, and a cat. Looking for afternoons especially MTThF- maybe starting around noon and going until 5ish when a pseudo adult gets home. Over the summer we'd be needing full time 8:30-5:30 M/T/TH/F. I just opened a business and feel like I'm drowning in household tasks every free minute I have. Please, if you're a kid loving animal fan with a love for cleaning and cooking throw me a lifeline!