Soccer-obsessed 10 Yo.

About the job

Our irreplaceable babysitter is moving on, so we're hiring! Us: Single parent in Metairie, Full time ER Nurse, full time grad student for 1 more yr, Catholic (we embrace differences, uniformity is boring) + 10yo energetic smart strong-willed boy hell-bent on justice (unless losing at soccer). You: quality role model, reliable, consistent, active, patient w/ safe transportation. Bonus pts for working knowledge of terms Bro, Rizz, Sigma, Ohio, 6-7 & Italian Brainrot. No alcohol/smoking/drugs & a modicum of sanity for survival. Duties: shuttle to school/extracurriculars, light meal prep, HW, helping w/ chores, school/bedtime prep & 3 weekend days/mo. Priority = providing structure, routine & fun while being trustworthy, communicative & reliable. If you made it this far, code word is Mbappe. Prayers that this finds the right person.