About Shannon

Oh, of course, I'm just your average dog lover, obsessively collecting fur on every piece of clothing while dedicating my life to binge-watching canine videos instead of tackling real-life responsibilities. But let's not kid ourselves: if you want your precious pup cared for by someone with the utmost expertise in deciphering a dog's every adorable whim (and recognizing when they're plotting to chew that shoe you love), I'm your best bet. After all, who else can understand the nuanced differences between "I need to go out" and "just kidding, I want snacks" like me? My qualifications include having mastered the ancient art of belly rubs and obtaining a PhD in knowing when a dog is giving you that irresistible puppy eyes look designed purely to manipulate heartstrings. So why not entrust me with your cherished companion? Clearly, I'm more than just qualified-I'm practically overqualified in sheer dog-loving prowess!