About Catherine

Check out my senior caregiver profile for background and security clearances! Dust is the devil's dandruff, and since he and I don't get along, I take great pleasure in banishing it. Because I'm a mom, pet parent, senior caregiver, and pigpen husband tamer, there's not much that grosses me out. Unfortunately, I don't know any other languages besides English, but I've been known to scream in tongues and rebuke spiders mightily when they jump at me. If you need help whipping your mess into shape, I'm your gal. I'm known to many as the Maven of Muck, dirt fighting superhero extraordinaire, and I use my cape in front as an apron instead of letting it flap unhelpfully over my ample backside. I also gave up the tights and bodysuit that frightened even the most brave. You're welcome. ;) Many excellent references and recommendations available!