About Alicia

part housekeeper, part organizational assassin, part emotional support human. I don't clean- I wage war on dust, defeat soap scum, and restore order to homes that have seen things. I arrive armed with professional-grade supplies, unreasonable attention to detail, and the kind of energy that makes clutter nervous. Baseboards fear me. Pantries straighten up when I walk in. Hot tubs balance their own chemicals out of respect. I can deep clean your house, organize your life, assemble your furniture, pack your boxes, run your errands, and somehow still leave your space looking like it belongs in a luxury magazine spread. Fueled by iced coffee, color-coded systems, and the quiet satisfaction of a perfectly folded fitted sheet, I specialize in turning chaos into calm and I meant to get to that into How is this my house? If your home is spiraling and your to-do list has become sentient, call me. I've seen worse. Probably this morning.