{"id":6321,"date":"2024-09-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/s37407.p1377.sites.pressdns.com\/resources\/funny-halloween-memes-for-parents\/"},"modified":"2025-04-11T03:55:50","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T03:55:50","slug":"funny-halloween-memes-for-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/funny-halloween-memes-for-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"23 wickedly funny Halloween memes parents are sure to relate to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In need of some funny Halloween memes? Break out the plastic skulls and spooky movies because it&rsquo;s finally time for some Halloween humor. It&rsquo;s the magical season when pumpkin spice becomes its own food group, it&rsquo;s acceptable to communicate entirely in Halloween memes and your children run to you every 12 minutes with a different idea about what Halloween costume they want to choose. In other words: It&rsquo;s the most wonderful time of the year.<\/p><p>Halloween, with its spooky antics and ever-shifting kid costume choices, offers parents both hilarity and challenges. Deciphering your child&rsquo;s costume whims, sneaking candy, or deciding whether to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/family-halloween-costumes\/\">coordinate Halloween costumes<\/a> becomes the seasonal debate. Whether you&rsquo;re a first-time parent or have been doing the trick-or-treat thing for years, we advise starting the Halloween season off with a laugh. <\/p><p>Here are 23 of the best and hilariously funny Halloween memes for parents.<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1. The adults-only holiday (#iykyk)<\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/eat-your-kids-candy-meme.png\" alt=\"parents halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-84991\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/eat-your-kids-candy-meme.png 500w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/eat-your-kids-candy-meme-300x210.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via Some eCards<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2. It happens, people. Don&rsquo;t judge<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me after eating a 2 lb. bag of candy. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/IRdUCw9bI9\">pic.twitter.com\/IRdUCw9bI9<\/a><\/p>&mdash; yelisa (@beingyelisa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beingyelisa\/status\/913047426767998976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 27, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3. We cannot fully deny this<\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"665\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/raggedy-anne-halloween-meme.jpeg\" alt=\"halloween memes for parents\" class=\"wp-image-84998\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/raggedy-anne-halloween-meme.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/raggedy-anne-halloween-meme-226x300.jpeg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via IMG Flip<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-4-what-happens-after-bedtime-is-no-one-else-s-business\"><b>4. What happens after bedtime is no one else&rsquo;s business<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"732\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/squirrel-reeses.jpeg\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181655\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via alyceoneword\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-5-add-a-little-pumpkin-spice-to-your-life\"><strong>5. Add a little (pumpkin) spice to your life<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"871\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Mike-871x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-53460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Mike-871x1024.jpg 871w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Mike-255x300.jpg 255w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Mike-768x903.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Mike-919x1080.jpg 919w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Mike.jpg 1016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 871px) 100vw, 871px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via feistyfoxbathco\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-6-it-s-never-too-early-to-prepare-kids-for-the-real-world\"><strong>6. It&rsquo;s never too early to prepare kids for the real world<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1022\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.32.35-AM-1024x1022.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-53455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.32.35-AM-1024x1022.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.32.35-AM-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.32.35-AM-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.32.35-AM-768x767.png 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.32.35-AM-1082x1080.png 1082w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.32.35-AM.png 1196w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via babynotebook\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-7-wait-whose-idea-was-this-again\"><strong>7. Wait, whose idea was this again?<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/80s-halloween-costumes-meme.jpg\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-53440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/80s-halloween-costumes-meme.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/80s-halloween-costumes-meme-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/80s-halloween-costumes-meme-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via ifunny.co<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-8-all-we-need-now-is-a-few-caramel-apples\"><strong>8. All we need now is a few caramel apples<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"993\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-8.36.29-AM-1024x993.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-53445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-8.36.29-AM-1024x993.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-8.36.29-AM-300x291.png 300w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-8.36.29-AM-768x745.png 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-8.36.29-AM-1114x1080.png 1114w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-8.36.29-AM.png 1194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via minkahunter\/Twitter<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-9-what-do-you-mean-candy-corn-isn-t-an-acceptable-form-of-payment\"><b>9. What do you mean candy corn isn&rsquo;t an acceptable form of payment?<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1196\" height=\"1058\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2023\/09\/Halloween-spending.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181670\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2023\/09\/Halloween-spending.png 1196w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2023\/09\/Halloween-spending-768x679.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1196px) 100vw, 1196px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via the_pumpkin_queen\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-10-forget-everything-we-said-before-but-only-long-enough-to-get-dad-a-snickers\"><b>10. Forget everything we said before &hellip; but only long enough to get dad a Snickers<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1184\" height=\"1184\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/walking-outside.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181678\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/walking-outside.png 1184w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/walking-outside-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/walking-outside-1080x1080.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1184px) 100vw, 1184px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via walking_outsidde\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-11-it-turns-out-getting-groceries-delivered-is-just-trick-or-treating-for-adults\"><b>11. It turns out getting groceries delivered is just trick-or-treating for adults.<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1138\" height=\"1006\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/Lindsay-Lohan-Halloween-meme.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181685\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/Lindsay-Lohan-Halloween-meme.png 1138w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/Lindsay-Lohan-Halloween-meme-768x679.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1138px) 100vw, 1138px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via rachpavlik\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-12-it-s-a-halloween-costume-and-a-dad-joke-all-in-one\"><strong>12. It&rsquo;s a Halloween costume and a dad joke all in one<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"988\" height=\"970\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.31.00-AM.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-53450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.31.00-AM.png 988w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.31.00-AM-300x295.png 300w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-09-30-at-9.31.00-AM-768x754.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 988px) 100vw, 988px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via spookywifespookylife\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-13-no-wonder-we-all-look-like-zombies\"><b>13. No wonder we all look like zombies<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1078\" height=\"1184\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/zombies-meme.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181692\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/zombies-meme.png 1078w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/zombies-meme-768x844.png 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/zombies-meme-983x1080.png 983w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1078px) 100vw, 1078px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via saltymermaident\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-14-sometimes-reality-is-scarier-than-nightmares\"><b>14. Sometimes reality is scarier than nightmares<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1408\" height=\"1404\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/halloween-meme.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181699\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/halloween-meme.png 1408w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/halloween-meme-768x766.png 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/halloween-meme-1083x1080.png 1083w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1408px) 100vw, 1408px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via rachpavlik\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-15-at-least-you-don-t-have-to-hide-your-true-identity\"><b>15. At least you don&rsquo;t have to hide your true identity<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1085\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2023\/09\/fragile-witch-meme.jpeg\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181706\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2023\/09\/fragile-witch-meme.jpeg 1080w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2023\/09\/fragile-witch-meme-768x772.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2023\/09\/fragile-witch-meme-1075x1080.jpeg 1075w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via mommycusses\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-16-it-s-diy-and-we-re-recycling-put-that-on-your-pinterest-board\"><strong>16. It&rsquo;s DIY and we&rsquo;re recycling &mdash; put that on your Pinterest board<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1188\" height=\"1128\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/CVS-mummy-costume.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181713\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/CVS-mummy-costume.png 1188w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/CVS-mummy-costume-768x729.png 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/CVS-mummy-costume-1137x1080.png 1137w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1188px) 100vw, 1188px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via sarcasticmommy4\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-17-unlikable-halloween-candy-never-heard-of-it\"><b>17. Unlikable Halloween candy? Never heard of it<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1188\" height=\"1196\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/hallow.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181721\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/hallow.png 1188w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/hallow-768x773.png 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/hallow-1073x1080.png 1073w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1188px) 100vw, 1188px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via mollyaengland\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-18-children-terrifying-their-parents-for-free-since-the-beginning-of-time\"><b>18. Children: Terrifying their parents for free since the beginning of time<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1184\" height=\"737\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/kids-at-5am-e1694638808573.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes for parents\" class=\"wp-image-181729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/kids-at-5am-e1694638808573.png 1184w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/kids-at-5am-e1694638808573-768x478.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1184px) 100vw, 1184px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via simoncholland\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-19-your-mom-when-you-forget-your-manners\"><b>19. <\/b>Your<b> mom when you forget your manners<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1192\" height=\"794\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/ozzy.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes \" class=\"wp-image-181736\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/ozzy.png 1192w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/ozzy-768x512.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1192px) 100vw, 1192px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via highheelsandcartwheels\/Facebook<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-20-there-s-nothing-to-see-here\"><b>20. There&rsquo;s nothing to see here<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1194\" height=\"1194\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/fish-cheeks.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/fish-cheeks.png 1194w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/fish-cheeks-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/fish-cheeks-1080x1080.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1194px) 100vw, 1194px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via themommyconfessions\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-21-happy-halloween-now-keep-moving\"><strong>21. Happy Halloween. Now keep moving<\/strong><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1188\" height=\"1190\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/hounted-house.png\" alt=\"Funny Halloween memes\" class=\"wp-image-181663\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/hounted-house.png 1188w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/hounted-house-768x769.png 768w, https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/09\/hounted-house-1078x1080.png 1078w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1188px) 100vw, 1188px\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image via momtruthbomb\/Instagram<\/figcaption><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-22-enough-with-the-pinterest-decor\">22. Enough with the Pinterest decor<\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"621\" height=\"505\" src=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2023\/09\/ina-garten-halloween-meme.png\" alt=\"ina garten halloween meme\" class=\"wp-image-204697\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Image source unknown<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-23-well-ok-then\">23. Well&hellip; OK then<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This morning I was playing &ldquo;Halloween&rdquo; with 5 who was dressed up like a witch, and she just handed me a fake piece of candy and said:<br><br>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t worry, mommy and daddy are dead, we can eat as much as we want&rdquo;.<\/p>&mdash; Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tired_Dad_of_2\/status\/1252229383273750528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 20, 2020<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forget the candy. These Halloween memes are the real treat for parents this year. 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