{"id":5955,"date":"2022-05-04T21:44:40","date_gmt":"2022-05-04T21:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/s37407.p1377.sites.pressdns.com\/resources\/parenting-tweets-mom-brain\/"},"modified":"2022-05-04T21:44:40","modified_gmt":"2022-05-04T21:44:40","slug":"parenting-tweets-mom-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/parenting-tweets-mom-brain\/","title":{"rendered":"15 real-life examples of the cruel phenomenon that is mom brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mom brain. It makes us do all sorts of crazy things, doesn&rsquo;t it? Find your cell phone in the dryer? Mom brain. Stepped into the shower with your socks on? Mom brain. Forgot what day\/month\/year it is? Mom brain.&nbsp;<\/p><p>From showing up at a party a day early to cooking up a hot pot of nothing for 30 minutes, here are 15 of the funniest tweets about mom brain. One day we&rsquo;ll remember our kids&rsquo; names, ladies. One day.&nbsp;<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-1-when-sleep-regression-makes-it-worse\">1. When sleep regression makes it worse<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I just tried to text my four month old. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mommybrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#mommybrain<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/f78W6CUora\">pic.twitter.com\/f78W6CUora<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Manda &#128060;&#127799; (@RitterManda) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RitterManda\/status\/921855041060847616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 21, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-2-yep-this-is-just-who-you-are-now\">2. Yep, this is just who you are now.<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I googled and WebMD&rsquo;d all my symptoms and it turns out I&rsquo;m just a mom.<\/p>&mdash; Lovely Potatoes (@robin_991) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robin_991\/status\/1517328082570465285?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 22, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-\"> <\/h2><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-3-good-night-spot-love-you\">3. Good night, Spot. Love you!<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">You know <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mommybrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#mommybrain<\/a> has taken over when you start regularly calling your dogs your kids names and vice versa &#128556;&#128563;<\/p>&mdash; Arianna Pflederer (@AriannaPfled) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AriannaPfled\/status\/776109971368976384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 14, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-4-at-least-the-kids-will-be-happy\">4. At least the kids will be happy.&nbsp;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Being a mom means remembering snacks but forgetting your wallet.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mommybrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#mommybrain<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/parenting?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#parenting<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/momlife?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#momlife<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Jessica Glassberg (@JGlassberg) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JGlassberg\/status\/875020769658404864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 14, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-5-i-m-fiiiiine\">5. I&rsquo;m fiiiiine.&nbsp;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Well earlier today I tried to put my son&rsquo;s waffle in the knife block thinking it was the toaster, and then later on I yelled at a fruit fly that was bothering me and told it to go play. So yeah things are fine, I&rsquo;m fine.<\/p>&mdash; Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LurkAtHomeMom\/status\/1083571371190431744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 11, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-6-when-a-helping-hand-steps-in\">6. When a helping hand steps in.<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&rsquo;d like to give a shout out to the adorable young woman in the drive thru line at <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChickfilA?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@ChickfilA<\/a> for handling my <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mombrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#mombrain<\/a> moment like a pro.<br><br>Me: Hi! I&rsquo;d like an avocado lime ranch&hellip;&#129318;&#127996;&zwj;&#9792;&#65039;<br>Her: Would you like a salad with your dressing?<\/p>&mdash; Mary King (@MaryKingTV) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaryKingTV\/status\/1117830010793078784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 15, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-7-every-stinkin-time\">7. Every. Stinkin&rsquo;. Time.&nbsp;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I have been to the store 20 times in the past 48 hours.  I have spent eleventy million dollars. <br><br>I still forgot the milk.<\/p>&mdash; Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnecdtlBrthCtrl\/status\/1042884623393595393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 20, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-8-mmm-smells-good\">8. Mmm&hellip; smells good.&nbsp;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Anyone else ever turn on the wrong burner and cook nothing for 30 minutes &#128580;. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mombrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#mombrain<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Mackenzie Douthit (@DouthitKenzie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DouthitKenzie\/status\/1059267310488379393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 5, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-9-we-re-heeere\">9. We&rsquo;re heeere!<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">You know you're looking forward to a kids birthday party when you show up a day early. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mommybrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#mommybrain<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Anna Russell (@acrussell775) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/acrussell775\/status\/855961063271133184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 23, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-10-well-that-worked-out\">10. Well, that worked out.&nbsp;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Wait, what? I just found my KEYS in the fridge here at work. I wasn't even looking for them! Figures. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mommybrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#mommybrain<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DZVNwVL2Vf\">pic.twitter.com\/DZVNwVL2Vf<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Lauren Lowrey (@LaurenLowrey_tv) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LaurenLowrey_tv\/status\/705703680897630208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 4, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-11-you-know-you-ve-got-mom-brain-when\">11. You know you&rsquo;ve got mom brain when&hellip;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Seriously just put baby formula in the coffee machine. Is it coffee or sleep I need most? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/MommyBrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#MommyBrain<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/NqxW0A6wrb\">pic.twitter.com\/NqxW0A6wrb<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Ilona Carson (@IlonaOnTV) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IlonaOnTV\/status\/758336717187264512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 27, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-12-remember-those\">12. Remember those?!<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just put my cell phone up to my ear and listened for the dial tone. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mombrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#mombrain<\/a><\/p>&mdash; SquiddeoPalace (@NightmareSquid) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NightmareSquid\/status\/835195099982213120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 24, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-13-why-isn-t-this-working\">13. Why isn&rsquo;t this working?<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaynardLauren88\/status\/888896772990488579<\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-14-it-really-does-happen-to-everyone\">14. It really does happen to everyone.&nbsp;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Walked up to my front door. Took out car keys. Pointed car keys at my front door and hit the unlock button. Did not work. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Mombrain?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Mombrain<\/a>. &#128563;<\/p>&mdash; Angela Kinsey&#127849; (@AngelaKinsey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AngelaKinsey\/status\/603736973656760320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 28, 2015<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-15-welcome-aboard-karen-welcome-aboard\">15. Welcome aboard, Karen. Welcome aboard.&nbsp;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There are two boys at my kids&rsquo; preschool who are perfectly put together. Their hair is combed and I hear they eat veggies. Today their mom called me frantic. She forgot school was closed and had a meeting. She asked me to watch them for a bit. <br><br>Welcome to the momsquad, Karen.<\/p>&mdash; InsoMOMniac (@insoMOMniac) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/insoMOMniac\/status\/1062113415898980353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 12, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are 15 of the funniest tweets from moms plagued by mom brain. 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