{"id":5825,"date":"2024-07-01T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-07-01T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/s37407.p1377.sites.pressdns.com\/resources\/parenting-tweets-breastfeeding\/"},"modified":"2025-07-30T17:00:51","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T17:00:51","slug":"parenting-tweets-breastfeeding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/parenting-tweets-breastfeeding\/","title":{"rendered":"20 breastfeeding jokes and funny revelations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, breastfeeding. There&rsquo;s so much to share on the topic. The leaking. The drooping. The poking your baby in the eye with your own boob. (What? You, too?) When you&rsquo;re a nursing mama, few things are taboo.<\/p><p>From ill-timed dad jokes about plentiful boobs to what happens when your breasts start leaking at work, here are 20 hilarious, all-too-real tweets and breastfeeding jokes that will bring you a laugh. Oh, moms. You&rsquo;re amazing.&nbsp;<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1. The Peloton has nothing on nursing <\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My baby turned 5 months on Sunday &amp; I&rsquo;m officially back to my pre second pregnancy weight &#128133;&#127998; shoutout to breastfeeding cuz I ain&rsquo;t workout a lick<\/p>&mdash; Julia Baker, M.S. Ed (@hogwartshawtie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hogwartshawtie\/status\/1537434125862174720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 16, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2. The bar is pretty low when you can&rsquo;t get up<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Anyone who offers me a glass of water while I&rsquo;m breastfeeding and therefore immobile is immediately a god tier best friend.<\/p>&mdash; Bhakthi (@bhakthi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bhakthi\/status\/1539045084251181056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 21, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3. No one&rsquo;s laughing here, bubs<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me when I'm trying to get Baby to latch and they just keep smiling at me instead: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BreastfeedingProblems?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#BreastfeedingProblems<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/czff99YHPN\">pic.twitter.com\/czff99YHPN<\/a><\/p>&mdash; DrMoeTrain (@DrMoeTrain) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrMoeTrain\/status\/1407671651760852997?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 23, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-4-if-you-know-you-know\">4. If you know, you know<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">breastfeeding moms can feel this picture <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6c9pjlF7Yq\">https:\/\/t.co\/6c9pjlF7Yq<\/a><\/p>&mdash; peach (@peachsweet_tea) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/peachsweet_tea\/status\/1807036319060627907?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 29, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">5. Mamas are tuned in, alright<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My baby: coughs in the night <br>My boobs: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/breastfeedingproblems?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#breastfeedingproblems<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/BW52AMfyr3\">pic.twitter.com\/BW52AMfyr3<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Amy C (@Amy__Turtle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Amy__Turtle\/status\/1425654043771379714?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 12, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-6-yeah-bad-call\">6. Yeah, bad call<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Pro tip: Avoid singing &ldquo;Your milkshake brings all the babies to the yard&rdquo; when discussing breastfeeding with your pregnant wife. They don&rsquo;t think it&rsquo;s funny.<\/p>&mdash; Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SeanLowe09\/status\/991858350622167041?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 3, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-7-touche\">7. Touch&eacute;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">People: &ldquo;All you post about is breastfeeding.&rdquo;<br>Me: &ldquo;&hellip; All I do is breastfeed.&rdquo;<\/p>&mdash; Ohio Momma &#129329;&#127996;&#129328;&#127996; (@ClevelandMomma) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClevelandMomma\/status\/1171594725310287873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 11, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-8-it-s-kind-of-a-wash\">8. It&rsquo;s kind of a wash<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Everyone: You'll lose so much weight while breastfeeding. <br><br>Me: Hahahaha&hellip; I eat every 45 minutes!<\/p>&mdash; yelisa (@beingyelisa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beingyelisa\/status\/851237296179490816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 10, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-9-that-s-a-good-way-to-measure-nbsp\">9. That&rsquo;s a good way to measure&nbsp;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">How do you know when your baby is done with nursing? Is it when the wire in your last nursing bra snaps?<\/p>&mdash; Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DraggingFeeties\/status\/814569411860373504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 29, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-10-pretty-much-sums-it-up\">10. Pretty much sums it up<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Trying on a bra while nursing:(.)(.)<br>\"OMG. Look at my BOOBS!!!\"<br>Trying on a bra after nursing:[.][.]<br>\"OMG. Look at my boobs.\"<\/p>&mdash; MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MyMomologue\/status\/661339326844915712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 3, 2015<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-11-at-the-end-of-every-breastfeeding-journey-is-well-this\">11. At the end of every breastfeeding journey is, well, this:<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-tiktok wp-block-embed-tiktok\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@mermaidfarts_\/video\/7290390749684845870\" data-video-id=\"7290390749684845870\" data-embed-from=\"oembed\" style=\"max-width:605px; min-width:325px;\"> <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@mermaidfarts_\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@mermaidfarts_?refer=embed\">@mermaidfarts_<\/a> <p><a title=\"fyp\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/fyp?refer=embed\">#fyp<\/a> <a title=\"meme\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/meme?refer=embed\">#meme<\/a> <a title=\"memes\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/memes?refer=embed\">#memes<\/a> <a title=\"parenting\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/parenting?refer=embed\">#parenting<\/a> <a title=\"mom\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/mom?refer=embed\">#mom<\/a> <a title=\"momlife\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/momlife?refer=embed\">#momlife<\/a> <a title=\"breastfeedingproblems&#128514;\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/breastfeedingproblems%F0%9F%98%82?refer=embed\">#breastfeedingproblems&#128514;<\/a> <\/p> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"&#9836; Otra Vez - ProdMarvin\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/Otra-Vez-7235059392331843585?refer=embed\">&#9836; Otra Vez &ndash; ProdMarvin<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-12-ever-feel-like-a-broken-record\">12. Ever feel like a broken record?<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I sure say \"No touching my boobs\" a lot for someone not currently working as a stripper.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BreastFeedingProblems?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#BreastFeedingProblems<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ReluctantWeaner?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ReluctantWeaner<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnecdtlBrthCtrl\/status\/1204125369458208768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 9, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-13-seriously-who-cares-at-this-point-in-the-game\">13. Seriously, who cares at this point in the game?<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Co-worker: you seem to have spilled something on your shirt.<br><br>Me: *looks down* nah I'm just leaking.<br><br>Co-worker: oh. Oh do you want to v borrow my sweater.<br><br>Me: nah. I'm good. This is who I am now. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/breastfeedingmom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#breastfeedingmom<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/momlife?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#momlife<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Messy bun mama (@NotYoMama9) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NotYoMama9\/status\/1038096522754379776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 7, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-14-a-terrible-byproduct\">14. A terrible byproduct<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I'm pretty sure I just waterboarded my daughter. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Breastfeedingproblems?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Breastfeedingproblems<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Ashley Leggat (@AshleyLeggat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AshleyLeggat\/status\/858021185799557124?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 28, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-15-they-go-hard\">15. They go hard<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: perfectly positioning my baby to nurse so she&rsquo;s comfortable and can breathe <br>My baby: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6xjC0fetLl\">pic.twitter.com\/6xjC0fetLl<\/a><\/p>&mdash; &#120388;&#120430;&#120420;&#120416;&#120420;-&#120424;&#120406;&#120419; &#10024; (@ricebowl_x) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ricebowl_x\/status\/1950141043933888982?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 29, 2025<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1<strong>6. Just missing one important thing<\/strong><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I am \"sat down to nurse the baby but forgot to bring the baby\" level tired today<\/p>&mdash; Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnecdtlBrthCtrl\/status\/1139177256901906432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 13, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-17-what-did-you-do-today\">17. &ldquo;What did you do today?&rdquo;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-tiktok wp-block-embed-tiktok\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@deborahwoodson_\/video\/7311125438774922526\" data-video-id=\"7311125438774922526\" data-embed-from=\"oembed\" style=\"max-width:605px; min-width:325px;\"> <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@deborahwoodson_\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@deborahwoodson_?refer=embed\">@deborahwoodson_<\/a> <p>any time im asked &#128483;&#65039; this is a full time JOB <a title=\"fyp&#12471;\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/fyp%E3%82%B7?refer=embed\">#fyp&#12471;<\/a> <a title=\"breastfeedingtok\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/breastfeedingtok?refer=embed\">#breastfeedingtok<\/a> <a title=\"momlife\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/momlife?refer=embed\">#momlife<\/a> <a title=\"momtok\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/momtok?refer=embed\">#momtok<\/a> <a title=\"breastfeedingproblems&#128514;\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/breastfeedingproblems%F0%9F%98%82?refer=embed\">#breastfeedingproblems&#128514;<\/a> <a title=\"breastfeedingjourneys\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/breastfeedingjourneys?refer=embed\">#breastfeedingjourneys<\/a> <a title=\"breastfeedingmom\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/breastfeedingmom?refer=embed\">#breastfeedingmom<\/a> <a title=\"postpartum\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/postpartum?refer=embed\">#postpartum<\/a> <a title=\"mommemes\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/mommemes?refer=embed\">#mommemes<\/a> <\/p> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"&#9836; original sound - Deborah Woodson\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/original-sound-7311125485113658143?refer=embed\">&#9836; original sound &ndash; Deborah&ensp;Woodson<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">18. Well, this is awkward<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My baby can barely make a peep and all of a sudden I look like I'm in a wet t-shirt contest. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/momlife?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#momlife<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/breastfeedinglife?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#breastfeedinglife<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Brianna (@Bri_Roby) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bri_Roby\/status\/1206383971661164545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 16, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">19. Oh the power &hellip;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Sometimes I can't believe I've kept two humans alive just by lifting my shirt. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/breastfeedingmom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#breastfeedingmom<\/a><\/p>&mdash; C_Stets (@C_Stets) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/C_Stets\/status\/700740271206637568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-20-pretty-much-sums-things-up\">20. Pretty much sums things up<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Does anyone else feel this way?<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/breastfeedingtogether?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#breastfeedingtogether<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/breastfeedingmemes?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#breastfeedingmemes<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/milktransportation?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#milktransportation<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/LV0DCLJCXX\">pic.twitter.com\/LV0DCLJCXX<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Breastfeeding Together (@Bf2gether) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bf2gether\/status\/1833467959270117620?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 10, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These funny parent tweets on breastfeeding nail the good, the bad and the hilarious of nursing. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1273,"featured_media":60065,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"enable_toc":false,"care_reviewed_by":0,"care_post_updated_flag":false,"care_updated_date":"2025-07-30T04:00:00.000Z","last_update":"2024-07-01","view_count":6716,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1057,1077],"member-type":[3],"vertical":[6,17],"platform":[2],"class_list":["post-5825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-babies","tag-new-parents","member-type-seeker","vertical-children","vertical-child-care-advice","platform-resources"],"acf":[],"created":"2019-11-07","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1273"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5825"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":220890,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5825\/revisions\/220890"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/60065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5825"},{"taxonomy":"member-type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/member-type?post=5825"},{"taxonomy":"vertical","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/vertical?post=5825"},{"taxonomy":"platform","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/platform?post=5825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}