{"id":5614,"date":"2023-05-26T21:40:14","date_gmt":"2023-05-26T21:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/s37407.p1377.sites.pressdns.com\/resources\/best-parenting-tweets-summer-survival\/"},"modified":"2023-05-26T21:40:14","modified_gmt":"2023-05-26T21:40:14","slug":"best-parenting-tweets-summer-survival","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/best-parenting-tweets-summer-survival\/","title":{"rendered":"23 slightly traumatized parents share their summer survival angst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"h-ahhh-summer-a-time-to-sit-back-relax-and-tweet-about-all-the-ways-your-children-are-driving-you-crazy-because-oh-my-god-having-kids-home-all-the-time-is-nuts\">Ahhh, summer. A time to sit back, relax and tweet about all the ways your children are driving you crazy, because OH MY GOD HAVING KIDS HOME ALL THE TIME IS NUTS.&nbsp;<\/p><p>If you feel bad that you&rsquo;re not enjoying every single second of summer because #kids, you&rsquo;re definitely not alone. Here are the funniest tweets from parents who are just trying to make it to the first day of school. Our thoughts are with you at this difficult time.&nbsp;<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-1-day-1-and-done\"><b>1. Day 1 and done &hellip;<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Day 1 of summer vacation log: The kids have broken me. I fear I may not survive the week.<\/p>&mdash; &#128420; Just Heather &#128420; (@weedswildflowrs) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/weedswildflowrs\/status\/1407031672948903940?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 21, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-2-ah-summer-fun\"><strong>2. Ah, summer fun.<\/strong><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My kid harassed me until I agreed to go down a water slide named The Plunger and my wedgie was so deep it cleaned my teeth. Good stuff.<\/p>&mdash; Burning Mom &#9889;&#65039; (@MomOnFire) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MomOnFire\/status\/1152701966289723392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 20, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-3-the-odds-of-failure-are-high\"><b>3. <\/b>The odds of failure are high.<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: Buys my kids ice cream from the ice cream truck for 59 out of 60 days of summer vacation.<br><br>My kids on the 1 day I don&rsquo;t let them get ice cream: &ldquo;Why do you always try to make everyone so sad?&rdquo;<\/p>&mdash; Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/missmulrooney\/status\/1426667165218971659?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 14, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-4-but-that-half-hour-was-a-good-one-huh\">4. <b>But that half hour was a good one, huh?<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">[Day at the beach]<br><br>*Puts suits on kids, slathers them with sunscreen, makes sandwiches, packs cooler, packs beach bags, lugs 50 lbs or crap to beach, trudges over sand, lays out blanket, puts up umbrella, sets up beach chairs, *<br><br>6yo after 30 minutes: I wanna go back home<\/p>&mdash; SpacedMom (@copymama) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/copymama\/status\/1143156091167133696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 24, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-5-will-it-ever-end\"><b>5. Will it ever end?<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">5 weeks until school starts. Days are 60 hours long and there are 100 days in a week.<\/p>&mdash; Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatMummyLife\/status\/1156396334506741760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-6-at-least-the-cleanup-isn-t-so-bad\"><b>6. At least the cleanup isn&rsquo;t so bad.&nbsp;<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just completed a study that found that kids eat 8000% more cold cereal during the summer.<\/p>&mdash; Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Cheeseboy22\/status\/1152045864195506176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 19, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">7. <strong>Summer vacation = Double the snack consumption<\/strong><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Summer parenting status: Been hiding in the bathroom for an hour because my kids won&rsquo;t stop asking me for snacks.<\/p>&mdash; OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OutNumbMother\/status\/1137436338016477185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 8, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-8-summer-break-for-whom\"><b>8. <\/b>Summer &ldquo;break&rdquo; for whom? <\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When someone asks if I&rsquo;m enjoying summer break with my kids <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/cLic2NEVbW\">pic.twitter.com\/cLic2NEVbW<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saltymermaident\/status\/1415828273221808136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 16, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-9-so-nice-to-have-an-extra-set-of-hands\">9. So nice to have an extra set of hands &hellip; &#128528;<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: Want to help me do some weeding? <br><br>10yo: I&rsquo;m all set.<\/p>&mdash; Double J Cox &#129427; (@jocelynjanecox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jocelynjanecox\/status\/1661157111991275520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 23, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-10-chlorine-is-a-disinfectant-right\">10. <b>Chlorine is a disinfectant, right?<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Shoutout to everyone who let the pool count as a bath for your child for the 5th day in a row. <br><br>Y&rsquo;all are my people.<\/p>&mdash; From The &#127754;To The Sea, B!tch&#127817; (@MacgyveringM22) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MacgyveringM22\/status\/1156384827681189896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-11-wow-just-wow\"><b>11. Wow. Just, wow.<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/andwhatamom\/status\/1145830959150845952<\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>12. When you think of it that way &hellip;<\/strong><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I used to be afraid my 3 yo would lock me out of the house if I ran out back real quick to do something. After the 2nd day of summer break, I&rsquo;m kind of hoping he does. I could use some alone time.<\/p>&mdash; Mom.Whine.Repeat (@MomWhineRepeat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MomWhineRepeat\/status\/1138565749155532802?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-13-hey-whatever-works\"><b>13. Hey, whatever works.&nbsp;<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My mom, circa 1993: You better start waking up early the rest of summer because school starts soon. <br><br>Me, circa 2019, rolling out of bed at 11:30 a.m. with my kids: No.<\/p>&mdash; Julie Burton (@ksujulie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ksujulie\/status\/1156581732621193225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-14-let-s-just-be-real-here-ok\"><b>14. Let&rsquo;s just be real here, OK?<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Am I proud of myself for letting my kids wake up, play video games, and watch YouTube for 5 hours every summer morning? No.<br><br>But am I going to get out of bed and organize activities so they can have fun experiences and we can spend time quality time together as a family? Also no.<\/p>&mdash; Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DadandBuried\/status\/1136638808223563776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 6, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">15. <strong><strong>Not like a *regular* mom, a *summer* mom.<\/strong><\/strong><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Well well well if it isn&rsquo;t summer me taking my overtired kids for ice cream at bedtime again<\/p>&mdash; I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IHideFromMyKids\/status\/1661729635783278593?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 25, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-16-wait-do-people-really-do-this\"><b>16. Wait&hellip; Do people really do this?<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Other mom:  I start back to school shopping before summer break so we&rsquo;re prepared and there&rsquo;s no rush.<br><br>Me:  Cool. I wait until the last minute so I can freak out and hate myself.<\/p>&mdash; MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/2questionable\/status\/1155938765275189248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 29, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-17-hellpp-it-s-the-spf-monster\">17. Hellpp! It&rsquo;s the SPF monster!<\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There are no souls more tortured than those of children waiting for sunscreen to be applied before they can get in the water.<\/p>&mdash; mark (@TheCatWhisprer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCatWhisprer\/status\/1135564028091273218?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 3, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-18-really-shouldn-t-this-be-obvious\">18. <b>Really, shouldn&rsquo;t this be obvious?<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Told my kids it was ok to pee in the ocean, should have specified they need to be at least waist deep.<\/p>&mdash; Simon Holland (@simoncholland) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simoncholland\/status\/1146821877324767232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 4, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-19-like-father-like-son\"><b>19. Like father, like son.&nbsp;<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">To prove he&rsquo;s his father&rsquo;s child, 10 is packing for vacation, throws a wrinkled pair of board shorts in the bottom of a hockey bag &amp; says, &ldquo;&hellip;. in case we go out to eat someplace nice.&rdquo;<\/p>&mdash; Unfiltered Mama &#128151;&#9996;&#65039; (@UnfilteredMama) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/UnfilteredMama\/status\/1156373636221030400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 31, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-20-dig-in-kids\"><b>20. Dig in, kids.&nbsp;<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">SUMMER BREAK WEEK 1<br><br>Kid: Can I have a popsicle for breakfast?<br><br>Me: No, absolutely not. <br><br>SUMMER BREAK WEEK 2<br><br>Kid: Can I have a popsicle for breakfast?<br><br>Me: After you eat your real breakfast. <br><br>SUMMER BREAK WEEK 3<br><br>Kid: What&rsquo;s for breakfast?<br><br>Me: Popsicles.<\/p>&mdash; Jessie (@mommajessiec) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mommajessiec\/status\/1136267120562626560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 5, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-21-nothing-but-the-best-for-our-kids\"><b>21. <\/b>Nothing but the best for our kids! <\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If you put dish soap on the slip and slide, not only does it count as a bath for your kids, it&rsquo;s actually superior to a bath. Google it.<\/p>&mdash; Andrew Knott (@aknott21) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aknott21\/status\/1271932335664115714?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 13, 2020<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-22-there-s-gotta-be-a-few-good-things-in-there-right\">22. <b>There&rsquo;s gotta be a few good things in there, right?<\/b><\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">googles \"fun things to do with your kids\"<br><br>skims results<br><br>googles \"fun things to do with your kids if you're lazy\"<\/p>&mdash; Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HenpeckedHal\/status\/1143573587883778049?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">23. Oh summer, you always know how take it up a notch. <\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Ahhh almost summer&hellip; The birds chirping&hellip; the cool breeze rustling the freshly budded trees&hellip;all of the neighbors working in their yards and my kid yelling &ldquo;HEY MOM! CAN I POOP OUTSIDE??&rdquo;<\/p>&mdash; Marissa &#128154;&#128155; (@michimama75) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/michimama75\/status\/1658947955498397698?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 17, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are funny tweets from parents who are just trying to survive summer with kids and, wait, how many days until school starts? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1273,"featured_media":100682,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"enable_toc":false,"care_reviewed_by":0,"care_post_updated_flag":false,"care_updated_date":"","last_update":"2023-05-26","view_count":5388,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"member-type":[3],"vertical":[6,12],"platform":[2],"class_list":["post-5614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","member-type-seeker","vertical-children","vertical-holidays-seasons","platform-resources"],"acf":[],"created":"2019-08-01","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1273"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5614"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100680,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5614\/revisions\/100680"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/100682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5614"},{"taxonomy":"member-type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/member-type?post=5614"},{"taxonomy":"vertical","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/vertical?post=5614"},{"taxonomy":"platform","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/platform?post=5614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}