{"id":5549,"date":"2022-02-12T07:06:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T07:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/s37407.p1377.sites.pressdns.com\/resources\/best-parenting-tweets-of-the-week-june-22-2019\/"},"modified":"2022-02-12T07:06:00","modified_gmt":"2022-02-12T07:06:00","slug":"best-parenting-tweets-of-the-week-june-22-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/best-parenting-tweets-of-the-week-june-22-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"The 11 best parenting tweets of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If there&rsquo;s one thing parents need (besides wine), it&rsquo;s a good laugh. So, thank goodness for Twitter. From the downside of seeing &ldquo;Toy Story 4&rdquo; with the kids to the best way to find a missing mom, here are the best parenting tweets for the week of <strong>June 22-28, 2019<\/strong>. Your sanity will thank you.<\/p><h2>1. Sums it up pretty well.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sah_nursemom\/status\/1143643029267517443\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sah_nursemom\/status\/1143643029267517443\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sah_nursemom\/status\/1143643029267517443\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sah_nursemom\/status\/1143643029267517443\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sah_nursemom\/status\/1143643029267517443\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">1st kid: Everything is babyproofed before the kid can even crawl <\/p><p>Next kid: Hey kid 1, watch kid 2<\/p><p>&mdash; Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mom_ontherocks\/status\/1143643029267517443?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>2. When things start getting a little weird&nbsp;with the kiddo &hellip;<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MomOf2Happas\/status\/1143274001503965185\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MomOf2Happas\/status\/1143274001503965185\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MomOf2Happas\/status\/1143274001503965185\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MomOf2Happas\/status\/1143274001503965185\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MomOf2Happas\/status\/1143274001503965185\"><p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/MomOf2Happas\/status\/1143274001503965185<\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>3. There is an eerie similarity.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fulfordsara82\/status\/1142766127774224384\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fulfordsara82\/status\/1142766127774224384\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fulfordsara82\/status\/1142766127774224384\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fulfordsara82\/status\/1142766127774224384\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fulfordsara82\/status\/1142766127774224384\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Parenting is like an episode of <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/nakedandafraid?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#nakedandafraid<\/a> always on high alert, never get a full nights sleep, not sure where you'll find your next food source and generally done without pants <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/parentingfail?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#parentingfail<\/a><\/p><p>&mdash; Fulfordsara82 (@fulfordsara82) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fulfordsara82\/status\/1142766127774224384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 23, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>4. You know, no biggie.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheMomAtLaw\/status\/1143511399655780352\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheMomAtLaw\/status\/1143511399655780352\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheMomAtLaw\/status\/1143511399655780352\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheMomAtLaw\/status\/1143511399655780352\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheMomAtLaw\/status\/1143511399655780352\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Friend: You look tired.<\/p><p>Me: Oh, that&rsquo;s just because I haven&rsquo;t slept in five years and I spend all my time worrying about things I can&rsquo;t control.<\/p><p>&mdash; The Mom at Law&reg; (@TheMomAtLaw) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheMomAtLaw\/status\/1143511399655780352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>5. They&rsquo;ll find you anywhere, anytime.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mirimade\/status\/1143652740641353728\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mirimade\/status\/1143652740641353728\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mirimade\/status\/1143652740641353728\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mirimade\/status\/1143652740641353728\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mirimade\/status\/1143652740641353728\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Officer: A mother is missing!<\/p><p>Police Chief: Release the search children&hellip;<\/p><p>Officer: The&hellip; the what?<\/p><p>Children: *find mom under bridge 4 counties over* We&rsquo;re hungry.<\/p><p>&mdash; Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mirimade\/status\/1143652740641353728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>6. It has a nice ring to it.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GenYMama\/status\/1143145801323077632\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GenYMama\/status\/1143145801323077632\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GenYMama\/status\/1143145801323077632\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GenYMama\/status\/1143145801323077632\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GenYMama\/status\/1143145801323077632\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&rsquo;ve never related to my toddler more than when she said, &ldquo;turn the dark on&rdquo; after I opened her curtains this morning.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/parenting?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#parenting<\/a><\/p><p>&mdash; Kristen \/\/ Gen Y Mama (@GenYMama) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GenYMama\/status\/1143145801323077632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 24, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>7. Never. Ever. Going. To. Happen.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Divergentmama\/status\/1142795837879259138\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Divergentmama\/status\/1142795837879259138\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Divergentmama\/status\/1142795837879259138\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Divergentmama\/status\/1142795837879259138\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Divergentmama\/status\/1142795837879259138\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"tl\" dir=\"ltr\">And Sunday shall be a day of rest.<\/p><p>Moms everywhere: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<\/p><p>&mdash; Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sweetmomissa\/status\/1142795837879259138?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 23, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>8. Enjoy the ride, Dad.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pgirguis\/status\/1142219336687525889\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pgirguis\/status\/1142219336687525889\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pgirguis\/status\/1142219336687525889\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pgirguis\/status\/1142219336687525889\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pgirguis\/status\/1142219336687525889\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&rsquo;ve been on a ship in 25 foot (8m) seas, been hit by a car&hellip;twice, had a nail come in the bottom and out the top of my foot, and been beaten with a brick.<\/p><p>Nothing is as soul-crushing as three kids whining\/screeching in a car after taking away their screen time.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/parentingfail?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#parentingfail<\/a><\/p><p>&mdash; Peter Girguis (@pgirguis) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pgirguis\/status\/1142219336687525889?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>9. Anything we can do lying down?<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HenpeckedHal\/status\/1143573587883778049\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HenpeckedHal\/status\/1143573587883778049\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HenpeckedHal\/status\/1143573587883778049\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HenpeckedHal\/status\/1143573587883778049\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HenpeckedHal\/status\/1143573587883778049\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">googles \"fun things to do with your kids\"<\/p><p>skims results<\/p><p>googles \"fun things to do with your kids if you're lazy\"<\/p><p>&mdash; Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HenpeckedHal\/status\/1143573587883778049?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>10. Seriously, this is getting awkward.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/david_tull\/status\/1143636392406208514\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/david_tull\/status\/1143636392406208514\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/david_tull\/status\/1143636392406208514\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/david_tull\/status\/1143636392406208514\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/david_tull\/status\/1143636392406208514\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">DAMN YOU I'M NOT GONNA CRY IN FRONT OF MY KID AGAIN TOY STORY 4<\/p><p>&mdash; David's Soul (@david_tull) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/david_tull\/status\/1143636392406208514?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>11. Parenting, 2019-style.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TragicAllyHere\/status\/1142853065701253120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TragicAllyHere\/status\/1142853065701253120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TragicAllyHere\/status\/1142853065701253120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TragicAllyHere\/status\/1142853065701253120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TragicAllyHere\/status\/1142853065701253120\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My eight year old has started talking back and then saying (outloud) &ldquo;hashtag roasted&rdquo; and dabbing. Not one of the parenting books prepared me for this.<\/p><p>&mdash; Ally (@TragicAllyHere) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TragicAllyHere\/status\/1142853065701253120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 23, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there\u2019s one thing parents need (besides wine), it\u2019s a good laugh. So, thank goodness for Twitter. From the downside of seeing \u201cToy Story 4\u201d with the kids to the best way to find a missing mom, here are the best parenting tweets for the week of June 22-28, 2019. 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