{"id":5494,"date":"2022-02-12T06:59:32","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T06:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/s37407.p1377.sites.pressdns.com\/resources\/best-parenting-tweets-of-the-week-june-1-2019\/"},"modified":"2022-02-12T06:59:32","modified_gmt":"2022-02-12T06:59:32","slug":"best-parenting-tweets-of-the-week-june-1-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/best-parenting-tweets-of-the-week-june-1-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"The 9 best parenting tweets of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the weather heating up (sunscreen season is upon us!) and end of year activities in full swing, parents have no shortage of anecdotes to share and commentary to give on Twitter &mdash; and we love them for that.<\/p><p dir=\"ltr\">From the slow passing of time at children&rsquo;s concerts to the fool-proof way to embarrass your tween, here are the best parenting tweets for the week of <strong>June 1-7, 2019<\/strong>.<\/p><h2><b>1. Dear god, not sunscreen!<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCatWhisprer\/status\/1135564028091273218\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCatWhisprer\/status\/1135564028091273218\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCatWhisprer\/status\/1135564028091273218\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCatWhisprer\/status\/1135564028091273218\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCatWhisprer\/status\/1135564028091273218\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There are no souls more tortured than those of children waiting for sunscreen to be applied before they can get in the water.<\/p><p>&mdash; mark (@TheCatWhisprer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCatWhisprer\/status\/1135564028091273218?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>2. It&rsquo;s cute but so long!<\/h2><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">No one is as glued to any piece of reading material as a parent counting down the songs in the program of a really boring school concert.<\/p><p>&mdash; SpacedMom (@copymama) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/copymama\/status\/1136622748007116803?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 6, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><h2><b>3. It&rsquo;s called Mommy Brain. And it&rsquo;s real. <\/b><\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MotherPlaylist\/status\/1136330632567676928\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MotherPlaylist\/status\/1136330632567676928\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MotherPlaylist\/status\/1136330632567676928\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MotherPlaylist\/status\/1136330632567676928\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MotherPlaylist\/status\/1136330632567676928\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Shout out to my one brain cell for helping me remember to move the laundry to the dryer on the same day I put it all to wash.<\/p><p>&mdash; yelisa (@beingyelisa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beingyelisa\/status\/1136330632567676928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 5, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2><b>4. How to embarrass your tween in one step. <\/b><\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mommajessiec\/status\/1136469671983616000\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mommajessiec\/status\/1136469671983616000\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mommajessiec\/status\/1136469671983616000\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mommajessiec\/status\/1136469671983616000\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mommajessiec\/status\/1136469671983616000\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: *breathing*<\/p><p>Tween daughter: God, Mom, quit embarrassing me!<\/p><p>&mdash; Jessie (@mommajessiec) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mommajessiec\/status\/1136469671983616000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 6, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2><b>5. Every parent&rsquo;s house ever. <\/b><\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HomeWithPeanut\/status\/1136609626697416709\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HomeWithPeanut\/status\/1136609626697416709\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HomeWithPeanut\/status\/1136609626697416709\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HomeWithPeanut\/status\/1136609626697416709\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HomeWithPeanut\/status\/1136609626697416709\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Directions to my house: <br>1. Open Google Earth.<br>2. Look for house that is covered by crayon and juice stains.<br>3. Oh and covered in fire. Don't forget to look for fire.<\/p><p>&mdash; A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HomeWithPeanut\/status\/1136609626697416709?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 6, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2><b>6. What&rsquo;s the pay increase?<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatMummyLife\/status\/1136394460823203840\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatMummyLife\/status\/1136394460823203840\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatMummyLife\/status\/1136394460823203840\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatMummyLife\/status\/1136394460823203840\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatMummyLife\/status\/1136394460823203840\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I just got an email from LinkedIn with the subject line: &ldquo;Is it time for a promotion?&rdquo; As a SAHM, I feel like they really GET me.<\/p><p>&mdash; Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatMummyLife\/status\/1136394460823203840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 5, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2><b>7. It&rsquo;s the little things. <\/b><\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Six_Pack_Mom\/status\/1134813347038343171\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Six_Pack_Mom\/status\/1134813347038343171\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Six_Pack_Mom\/status\/1134813347038343171\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Six_Pack_Mom\/status\/1134813347038343171\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Six_Pack_Mom\/status\/1134813347038343171\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">It's only 9:30am on Saturday, and I've already ruined my daughter's entire day by telling her that she has to hold a garbage bag open while her brother puts grass clippings into it.<\/p><p>Being a thief of joy is one of the perks of parenting.<\/p><p>&mdash; Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Six_Pack_Mom\/status\/1134813347038343171?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 1, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2><b>8. Come on, kids. You&rsquo;re messing everything up!<\/b><\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wordfromamabird\/status\/1136591916991156224\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wordfromamabird\/status\/1136591916991156224\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wordfromamabird\/status\/1136591916991156224\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wordfromamabird\/status\/1136591916991156224\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wordfromamabird\/status\/1136591916991156224\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Being a SAHM can be so bittersweet in the summer. <\/p><p>You want to make fun memories but the kids just get in the way. &#128514;&#129315;<\/p><p>&mdash; Manda&rsquo;s Random Musings (@wordfromamabird) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wordfromamabird\/status\/1136591916991156224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 6, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2><b>9. Unfortunately, this is wildly accurate. <\/b><\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/modernmomese\/status\/1136629002586734593\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/modernmomese\/status\/1136629002586734593\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/modernmomese\/status\/1136629002586734593\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/modernmomese\/status\/1136629002586734593\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/modernmomese\/status\/1136629002586734593\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Can we all just agree that sometimes toddlers are just little cute jerks.<\/p><p>&mdash; Your Mom (@modernmomese) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/modernmomese\/status\/1136629002586734593?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 6, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the weather heating up (sunscreen season is upon us!) and end of year activities in full swing, parents have no shortage of anecdotes to share and commentary to give on Twitter \u2014 and we love them for that. From the slow passing of time at children\u2019s concerts to the fool-proof way to embarrass your <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/best-parenting-tweets-of-the-week-june-1-2019\/\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1273,"featured_media":33136,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"enable_toc":false,"care_reviewed_by":0,"care_post_updated_flag":false,"care_updated_date":"","last_update":"2022-02-12","view_count":3710,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"member-type":[3],"vertical":[6,17,13],"platform":[2],"class_list":["post-5494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","member-type-seeker","vertical-children","vertical-child-care-advice","vertical-kids-health-safety","platform-resources"],"acf":[],"created":"2019-06-06","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1273"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5494"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60115,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5494\/revisions\/60115"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5494"},{"taxonomy":"member-type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/member-type?post=5494"},{"taxonomy":"vertical","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/vertical?post=5494"},{"taxonomy":"platform","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/platform?post=5494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}