{"id":5478,"date":"2022-02-12T06:57:12","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T06:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/s37407.p1377.sites.pressdns.com\/resources\/best-parenting-tweets-week-may-25-2019\/"},"modified":"2022-02-12T06:57:12","modified_gmt":"2022-02-12T06:57:12","slug":"best-parenting-tweets-week-may-25-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/best-parenting-tweets-week-may-25-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"The 9 best parenting tweets of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\">The end of the school year plus a three-day weekend? You bet parents had a lot to say on Twitter this week. From grocery store mayhem&nbsp;to the varying stages of mom boobs &mdash; yes, really &mdash; here are the best parenting tweets for the week of <strong>May 25-31, 2019<\/strong>.<\/p><h2>1. Total party animals.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticmommy4\/status\/1132846943477030913\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticmommy4\/status\/1132846943477030913\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticmommy4\/status\/1132846943477030913\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticmommy4\/status\/1132846943477030913\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticmommy4\/status\/1132846943477030913\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticmommy4\/status\/1132846943477030913\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticmommy4\/status\/1132846943477030913\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My husband &amp; I like to party &amp; by party I mean turn on Netflix around 8pm &amp; hope to stay awake for a half hour.<\/p><p>&mdash; Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticmommy4\/status\/1132846943477030913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 27, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>2. So, that&rsquo;s where the money&rsquo;s going.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ValeeGrrl\/status\/1132757305085308929\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ValeeGrrl\/status\/1132757305085308929\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ValeeGrrl\/status\/1132757305085308929\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ValeeGrrl\/status\/1132757305085308929\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ValeeGrrl\/status\/1132757305085308929\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ValeeGrrl\/status\/1132757305085308929\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ValeeGrrl\/status\/1132757305085308929\"><p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/ValeeGrrl\/status\/1132757305085308929<\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>3. Really. It&rsquo;s the same thing, isn&rsquo;t it?<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluebonetbabies\/status\/1133174141106970624\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluebonetbabies\/status\/1133174141106970624\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluebonetbabies\/status\/1133174141106970624\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluebonetbabies\/status\/1133174141106970624\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluebonetbabies\/status\/1133174141106970624\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluebonetbabies\/status\/1133174141106970624\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluebonetbabies\/status\/1133174141106970624\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I keep trying to type &ldquo;road trip with kids&rdquo; and auto correct keeps changing it to &ldquo;most disgusting public bathroom tour.&rdquo;<\/p><p>&mdash; Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluebonetbabies\/status\/1133174141106970624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>4. Toddlers: creatures of extremes.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gfishandnuggets\/status\/1133731783219056641\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gfishandnuggets\/status\/1133731783219056641\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gfishandnuggets\/status\/1133731783219056641\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gfishandnuggets\/status\/1133731783219056641\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gfishandnuggets\/status\/1133731783219056641\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gfishandnuggets\/status\/1133731783219056641\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gfishandnuggets\/status\/1133731783219056641\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My 3yo can either be found streaking butt-naked in front of a giant crowd of strangers, or shyly hiding behind my back and trying to crawl back inside my womb.  There is no in-between.<\/p><p>&mdash; Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gfishandnuggets\/status\/1133731783219056641?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 29, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>5. Seriously, kids. WHY?!<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OhThatMomGlow\/status\/1132767373793157120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OhThatMomGlow\/status\/1132767373793157120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OhThatMomGlow\/status\/1132767373793157120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OhThatMomGlow\/status\/1132767373793157120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OhThatMomGlow\/status\/1132767373793157120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OhThatMomGlow\/status\/1132767373793157120\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OhThatMomGlow\/status\/1132767373793157120\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My favorite part of going to the park is asking my kids 37 times before we leave to go to the bathroom, and then spending 12 minutes in a hot park bathroom while they poop.<\/p><p>&mdash; Mom (@OhThatMomGlow) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OhThatMomGlow\/status\/1132767373793157120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 26, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>6. When you just can&rsquo;t prioritize.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedadvocate01\/status\/1133752019334848513\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedadvocate01\/status\/1133752019334848513\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedadvocate01\/status\/1133752019334848513\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedadvocate01\/status\/1133752019334848513\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedadvocate01\/status\/1133752019334848513\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedadvocate01\/status\/1133752019334848513\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedadvocate01\/status\/1133752019334848513\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">It&rsquo;s always &ldquo;Did you pack the kids&rsquo; lunch and take care of that bill like I asked?&rdquo; and never &ldquo;Did you watch Netflix and eat a whole row of Oreos like I asked?&rdquo;<\/p><p>&mdash; Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thedadvocate01\/status\/1133752019334848513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 29, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>7. But why are kids so cute?!<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dad_on_my_feet\/status\/1133718548810018817\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dad_on_my_feet\/status\/1133718548810018817\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dad_on_my_feet\/status\/1133718548810018817\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dad_on_my_feet\/status\/1133718548810018817\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dad_on_my_feet\/status\/1133718548810018817\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dad_on_my_feet\/status\/1133718548810018817\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dad_on_my_feet\/status\/1133718548810018817\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&rsquo;d be better at disciplining our 3yo if he didn&rsquo;t laugh in my face while I did so, and also if it weren&rsquo;t so INSUFFERABLY ADORABLE.<\/p><p>&mdash; Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dad_on_my_feet\/status\/1133718548810018817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 29, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>8. Better get a head start there!<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simoncholland\/status\/1133758044452655109\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simoncholland\/status\/1133758044452655109\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simoncholland\/status\/1133758044452655109\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simoncholland\/status\/1133758044452655109\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simoncholland\/status\/1133758044452655109\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simoncholland\/status\/1133758044452655109\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simoncholland\/status\/1133758044452655109\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Checked my 7th grader out early on the last day of school so she could get a head start on being bored.<\/p><p>&mdash; Simon Holland (@simoncholland) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simoncholland\/status\/1133758044452655109?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 29, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><h2>9. Yeah, there&rsquo;s that one little detail.<\/h2><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DadBits\/status\/1133786352712077314\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DadBits\/status\/1133786352712077314\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DadBits\/status\/1133786352712077314\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DadBits\/status\/1133786352712077314\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DadBits\/status\/1133786352712077314\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DadBits\/status\/1133786352712077314\"><div class=\"kinsights-embed\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DadBits\/status\/1133786352712077314\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Having kids would be easier if they didn&rsquo;t have to eat so often.<\/p><p>&mdash; Dad Bits (@DadBits) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DadBits\/status\/1133786352712077314?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 29, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote><p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The end of the school year plus a three-day weekend? You bet parents had a lot to say on Twitter this week. From grocery store mayhem\u00a0to the varying stages of mom boobs \u2014 yes, really \u2014 here are the best parenting tweets for the week of May 25-31, 2019. 1. Total party animals. My husband <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/best-parenting-tweets-week-may-25-2019\/\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1273,"featured_media":33024,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"enable_toc":false,"care_reviewed_by":0,"care_post_updated_flag":false,"care_updated_date":"","last_update":"2022-02-12","view_count":2936,"footnotes":"","_members_access_role":[],"_members_access_error":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"member-type":[3],"vertical":[6,17],"platform":[2],"class_list":["post-5478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","member-type-seeker","vertical-children","vertical-child-care-advice","platform-resources"],"acf":[],"created":"2019-05-30","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1273"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5478"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60113,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5478\/revisions\/60113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5478"},{"taxonomy":"member-type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/member-type?post=5478"},{"taxonomy":"vertical","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/vertical?post=5478"},{"taxonomy":"platform","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/platform?post=5478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}