{"id":212108,"date":"2026-03-04T16:29:47","date_gmt":"2026-03-04T16:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/?p=212108"},"modified":"2026-03-04T16:29:55","modified_gmt":"2026-03-04T16:29:55","slug":"easter-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/easter-jokes-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"60 Easter jokes for kids"},"content":{"rendered":"

You’ve got the eggs. You’ve got the chocolate. You’ve got the baskets. But do you have a batch of Easter jokes for kids at the ready? (Note: You should.)<\/p>

Whether you’re looking to make kids laugh or want them to have a few jokes in their back pocket for Easter brunch, we’ve got a list for you. From knock knock jokes to bunny — er, funny — puns, here are 60 Easter jokes for kids of all ages. <\/p>

Easter bunny jokes for kids
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  1. What’s more weird than a rabbit that delivers Easter eggs? <\/strong>

    A spelling bee.

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  2. How do you get a bunny to work overtime? <\/strong>

    Simply raise its celery.

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  3. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? <\/strong>

    It was nice gnawing you.

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  4. What did the bunny get his wife for Easter? <\/strong>

    A 14-carrot gold necklace.

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  5. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a pen to the party? <\/strong>

    To draw some hop-art!

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  6. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?<\/strong> 

    Hare spray!

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  7. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?<\/strong> 

    Because his TV was scrambled!

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  8. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? <\/strong>

    The bunny hill.

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  9. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?<\/strong>

    By doing lots of hare-obics!

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  10. Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out?<\/strong>

    IHOP.

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  11. How does the Easter Bunny travel all over the world?<\/strong>

    Via hareplane. 

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  12. How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?<\/strong>

    Via hare mail. 

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  13. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?<\/strong>

    Eggs-ercise. 

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  14. How does the Easter Bunny deliver all those eggs in one night?<\/strong> 

    I don’t know, but it’s probably Easter said than done.

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  15. What does the Easter Bunny order at Starbucks?<\/strong>

    Eggs-presso.

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  16. How did the Easter Bunny get his job?<\/strong> 

    He had eggs-perience.

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  17. How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer?<\/strong> 

    He’s got hare-conditioning.

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  18. What does the Easter Bunny say after burping?<\/strong> 

    “Eggs-cuse me!”

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  19. Why did the Easter egg hide? <\/strong>

    It was a little chicken.

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  20. How does the Easter Bunny stay safe? <\/strong>

    He’s got a bunny guard.

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  21. Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion? <\/strong>

    He eggs-foliates.

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  22. Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny celebrate Halloween?<\/strong> 

    It’s hare-raising.

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  23. What did one bunny say to the other?<\/strong>

    You’re ear-resistable.
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    Easter egg jokes for kids
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    1. What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?<\/strong>

      Egg-centric.

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    2. What do you call a mischievous egg? <\/strong>

      A practical yolker!

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    3. Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy? <\/strong>

      It had shell shock!

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    4. How did the Easter egg win the art show? <\/strong>

      He had some egg-straordinary paintings!
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      Easter knock knock jokes for kids
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      1. Knock, knock.<\/strong>

        Who’s there?
        Alma.
        Alma who?
        Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?

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      2. Knock, knock.<\/strong>

        Who’s there?
        Arthur.
        Arthur who?
        Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

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      3. Knock, knock.<\/strong>

        Who’s there?
        Donna.
        Donna who?
        Donna want to decorate some eggs?

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      4. Knock, knock.<\/strong>

        Who’s there?
        Handsome.
        Handsome who?
        Handsome Easter candy to me please.

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      5. Knock, knock.<\/strong>

        Who’s there?
        Hans.
        Hans who?
        Hans off my Easter candy!
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        More Easter jokes for kids
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        1. Why happens if you tell a duck an Easter joke? 
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          They’ll quack up.

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        2. How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? 
          <\/strong>
          They can’t, because they’re eggs-tinct.

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        3. What should everyone drink on Easter? 
          <\/strong>
          Spring water.

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        4. ​​What kind of bunny can’t hop?
          <\/strong>
          A chocolate bunny. 

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        5. What do you call a bunny with lice?
          <\/strong>
          Bugs Bunny!

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        6. What kind of beans don’t grow in a garden? 
          <\/strong>
          Jelly beans.

          <\/li>
        7. What do you call a Transformer Bunny?
          <\/strong>
          Hop-timus Prime.

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        8. What kind of shoes do frogs wear to Easter dinner? 
          <\/strong>
          Open-toad.

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        9. Why is everyone so tired on Easter?
          <\/strong>
          Because they just finished a 31-day March.

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        10. What do you call a dancing chick? 
          <\/strong>
          Poultry in motion.

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        11. What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve? 
          <\/strong>
          Sweets.

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        12. What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking away from you? 
          <\/strong>
          A receding hareline.

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        13. What do bunnies say when they come home from work? 
          <\/strong>
          “Anybunny home?”

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        14. What comes at the end of Easter? 
          <\/strong>
          The letter “r.”

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        15. How do bunnies travel? 
          <\/strong>
          By hare-plane.
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          Easter puns for kids<\/h2>
          1. Happy Easter to all my peeps!

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          2. Wishing every bunny the best Easter yet!

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          3. Heard any good yolks?

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          4. I don’t even carrot about how many chocolate bunnies I’m eating today.

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          5. How was your Easter? I’m dyeing to know.

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          6. Wishing you a basket full of egg-citement this Easter!

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          7. Well, I definitely had a Good Friday.

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          8. Easter Sunday: Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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          9. Peep these adorable Easter bunnies.

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          10. Got a question about Easter? Just basket.

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          11. Do you think I’m funny? I think I’m bunny!

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          12. Don’t be too choco-late to Easter brunch!

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          13. You might not carrot all, but I think you’re ear-resistible.<\/li><\/ol>

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