{"id":191669,"date":"2025-01-06T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/?p=191669"},"modified":"2025-01-06T17:57:57","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T17:57:57","slug":"valentines-day-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/valentines-day-jokes-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"63 Valentine\u2019s Day jokes for kids\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’re looking for a fun activity to celebrate Valentine’s Day with kiddos, silly Valentine’s Day jokes are the way to go. Laughing together is a great way to celebrate love with anyone in your life, especially children. Soak in the sweet sound of a little kid’s uproarious laughter by trying out some Valentine’s Day jokes for kids. <\/p>

Whether they’re about animals, food or a classic “dad joke”, these Valentine’s jokes for kids will be sure to generate more than a few giggles and bring out everyone’s silly side. <\/p>

Animal-themed Valentine’s Day jokes for kids<\/h2>
  1. What do you call a romantic beetle?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

    A love bug.<\/p>

    1. How do you ask a whale to be your valentine?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

      Whale you be mine?<\/p>

      1. What do you call two birds who fell in love?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

        Tweethearts. <\/p>

        1. What do you say to your cat on Valentine’s Day? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

          You’re purr-fect. <\/p>

          1. What did the tortoise say on Valentine’s Day? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

            I’m turtle-ly in love with you. <\/p>

            1. What do you call it when a fish falls in love?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

              Guppy love.<\/p>

              1. Why was the bunny so happy?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                He found some-bunny who loves him. <\/p>

                1. What did the bee say to his valentine? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                  Will you bee mine, honey?<\/p>

                  1. Why did the rooster cross the road? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                    He wanted to impress the chicks.<\/p>

                    1. What did one elephant say to the other on Valentine’s Day?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                      I love you a ton! <\/p>

                      1. What do you write on a slug’s Valentine’s card?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                        Be my Valen-slime. <\/p>

                        1. Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                          They’re scent-imental. <\/p>

                          1. What did the bat say to their valentine?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                            You’re great to hang out with. <\/p>

                            1. What did the monkey say to their valentine? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                              I’m bananas for you! <\/p>

                              1. What did the T-Rex say to his crush?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                                You’re dino-mite! <\/p>

                                1. How do lions express their love? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                  They talk about their felines. <\/p>

                                  1. What did the horse eat on February 14th?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                                    Valentine’s hay.<\/p>

                                    1. What did one sheep say to the other on February 14?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                      I love ewe. <\/p>

                                      1. What did one snake say to the other on Valentine’s Day?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                        Give me a hug and a hiss.<\/p>

                                        1. What do you say to a pig on February 14?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                          Happy Valen-swine’s Day.<\/p>

                                          1. Why didn’t the two dogs make serious plans on Valentine’s Day?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                            It was just puppy love. <\/p>

                                            1. When did the two bed bugs fall in love?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                              In the spring.<\/p>

                                              1. What did one squirrel say to the other on Valentine’s Day?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                I’m nuts about you. <\/p>

                                                1. What did one owl say to the other on Valentine’s Day?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                  Owl be yours!<\/p>

                                                  Food-themed Valentine’s Day jokes for kids <\/h2>
                                                  1. What did the blueberry say to the strawberry? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                    I love you berry much. <\/p>

                                                    1. What did the baker say to his sweetheart? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                      I’m do-nuts about you!<\/p>

                                                      1. What did the cucumber say to the pickle? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                        You mean a great dill to me.<\/p>

                                                        1. What kind of candy is never on time? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                          Choco-LATE.<\/p>

                                                          1. What did one piece of toast say to the other? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                            You’re my butter half. <\/p>

                                                            1. What did the french fry say to the hash brown? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                              You are one hot potato! <\/p>

                                                              1. What did the honeydew say to the cantaloupe? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                You’re one in a melon. <\/p>

                                                                1. What should you order for breakfast on Valentine’s Day? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                  A hug and quiche. <\/p>

                                                                  1. What did the chips say to the guacamole? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                    You guac my world. <\/p>

                                                                    1. What do you say to your coffee on Valentine’s Day? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                      I can’t espresso how much I love you. <\/p>

                                                                      1. Why do people love artichokes? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                        They have big hearts. <\/p>

                                                                        1. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pasty chef?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                          They’ll dessert you!<\/p>

                                                                          1. What did one plate say to the other on Valentine’s Day?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                            Tonight, dinner’s on me.<\/p>

                                                                            1. What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                              You’re one in a melon.<\/p>

                                                                              1. What do you call sweets that can keep a beat?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                Candy wrappers. <\/p>

                                                                                Valentine’s Day dad jokes<\/h2>
                                                                                1.  What did one volcano say to the other? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                  I lava you! <\/p>

                                                                                  1. What does a ghost call their partner? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                    Their ghoul-friend.<\/p>

                                                                                    1. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                      The calendar. <\/p>

                                                                                      1. What did the triangle say to her crush? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                        You’re acute! <\/p>

                                                                                        1. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                          He gave her a ring. <\/p>

                                                                                          1. What does a ghost say to its valentine? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                            I love you, boo! <\/p>

                                                                                            1. What did the painter say to their valentine? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                              I love you with all my art. <\/p>

                                                                                              1. How did the broom win over his crush on Valentine’s Day? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                He swept her off her feet. <\/p>

                                                                                                1. Why didn’t the tree celebrate Valentine’s Day? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                  She didn’t be-leaf in love. <\/p>

                                                                                                  1. What did the candle say to his new love? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                    I found my perfect match! <\/p>

                                                                                                    1. How did one drum express its love to the other drum? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                      My heart beats for you. <\/p>

                                                                                                      1. What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                        Lovesick. <\/p>

                                                                                                        1. What did the couple say after they got struck by Cupid’s arrow? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                          Ouch! <\/p>

                                                                                                          1. What did the gum say to the shoe? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                            I’m stuck on you. <\/p>

                                                                                                            1. What did the shoe say to the lace? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                              You’re my sole-mate. <\/p>

                                                                                                              1. Why should you date a goalie? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                                Because they’re keepers.<\/p>

                                                                                                                1. What did one oar say to the other? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                                  You’re so row-mantic. <\/p>

                                                                                                                  1. What did the paperclip say to the magnet?<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                                    You’re very attractive. <\/p>

                                                                                                                    1. What do you call a very small valentine? <\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                                      A Valen-tiny. <\/p>

                                                                                                                      1. Why did the skeleton break up with her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                                        Her heart wasn’t in it. <\/p>

                                                                                                                        1. How can you save money on Valentine’s Day?<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                                          Become single.<\/p>

                                                                                                                          Valentine’s Day knock-knock jokes for kids <\/h2>
                                                                                                                          1. Knock, knock.<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                                            Who’s there? <\/p>

                                                                                                                            Owl. <\/p>

                                                                                                                            Owl who? <\/p>

                                                                                                                            Owl love you!<\/p>

                                                                                                                            1. Knock, knock.<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                                              Who’s there? <\/p>

                                                                                                                              Peas. <\/p>

                                                                                                                              Peas who? <\/p>

                                                                                                                              Peas, be my valentine. <\/p>

                                                                                                                              1. Knock, knock.<\/strong> <\/li><\/ol>

                                                                                                                                Who’s there? <\/p>

                                                                                                                                Olive. <\/p>

                                                                                                                                Olive who? <\/p>

                                                                                                                                Olive you! <\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

                                                                                                                                Bring glee and giggles to the celebration with 63 funny Valentine’s Day jokes for kids to learn by heart and share.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1278,"featured_media":191682,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"enable_toc":false,"care_reviewed_by":0,"care_post_updated_flag":false,"care_updated_date":"2025-01-06 20:00:00","last_update":"2025-01-06","view_count":6603,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"member-type":[4],"vertical":[6,12],"platform":[],"class_list":["post-191669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","member-type-all","vertical-children","vertical-holidays-seasons"],"acf":[],"created":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1278"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191669"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":212028,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191669\/revisions\/212028"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/191682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191669"},{"taxonomy":"member-type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/member-type?post=191669"},{"taxonomy":"vertical","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/vertical?post=191669"},{"taxonomy":"platform","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.care.com\/c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/platform?post=191669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}