Transitional periods can be stressful for all of us, and particularly for children, but humor can be the great distractor. As we all navigate seasonal changes, load kids up with a great big list of 55 hilarious fall jokes. Kiddos can learn and share their favorites, which can help put everyone around them in an autumnal mood.<\/p>
From Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes to spooky Halloween puns, every kid can find funny faves to giggle about. But beware — some of these fall-themed jokes will make you really hungry (for more fall jokes)!<\/p>
1. Why did the apple pie cross the road? <\/strong><\/p> It saw a fork up ahead. <\/p> 2. Why did the apple pie cry? <\/strong><\/p> Its peelings were hurt. <\/p> 3. Why did the apple join the circus? <\/strong><\/p> He loved the apple-ause. <\/p> 4. What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar? <\/strong><\/p> “Leaf me alone!”<\/p> 5. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? <\/strong><\/p> It ran out of juice. <\/p> 6. Why is it hard to work at the apple pie factory? <\/strong><\/p> They have such a high turnover rate. <\/p> 7. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? <\/strong><\/p> With a pumpkin patch.<\/p> 8. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? <\/strong><\/p> A life gourd. <\/p> 9. How did the little pumpkins cross the road? <\/strong><\/p> With the help of a crossing gourd. <\/p> 10. Where do pumpkins hold business meetings? <\/strong><\/p> In the gourd-room. <\/p> 11. How does the pumpkin listen to music? <\/strong><\/p> On vine-yl. <\/p> 12. What happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie? <\/strong><\/p> You get autumn-y ache. <\/p> 13. Where do ghosts go on vacation? <\/strong><\/p> The boo-hamas. <\/p> 14. Where do baby ghosts go to school? <\/strong><\/p> Day-scare.<\/p> 15. How do you know a vampire has a cold?<\/strong><\/p> He starts coffin. <\/p> 15. Why did the cows turn into werewolves? <\/strong><\/p> It was a full moooooon. <\/p> 17. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? <\/strong><\/p> You can see right through them. <\/p> 18. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument? <\/strong><\/p> The trombone. <\/p> 19. What kind of monster loves disco? <\/strong><\/p> The boogieman. <\/p> 20. What type of pants do ghosts wear? <\/strong><\/p> Boo jeans. <\/p> 21. What do you call a werewolf with a fever? <\/strong><\/p> A hot dog. <\/p> 22. What’s wrong with twin witches? <\/strong><\/p> You never know which witch is witch. <\/p> 23. Knock, knock.<\/strong><\/p> Who’s there? 24. Knock, knock.<\/strong><\/p> Who’s there? 25. Knock, knock. <\/strong><\/p> Who’s there? Pumpkin jokes<\/h2>
Halloween jokes<\/h2>
Halloween knock-knock jokes<\/h2>
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?<\/p>
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack o’lantern. <\/p>
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood. <\/p>