Things My Kids Would Tweet
11 Funny Updates from the next generation of Tweeters
What would your kids do with 140 characters on Twitter? We asked some of our favorite mom bloggers and experienced tweeters what they think their kids would share from their would-be social media handle. They're pretty funny too!
"Shocker- mom said no cookies after dinner - again."
"My brother is annoying."
"If I get sprayed in the face with that sunscreen one more time this summer, I'm gonna stage a sunscreen revolt!"
-- Sara Fisher, Self Made Mom
-- Vered DeLeeuw, MomGrind
"Poop. Poopy poop poop. "
"This boogie is for you."
-- Jenni Chiu, Mommy Nani Boo Boo
"I'm home for another 1.5 years but my mom is sobbing and tearing at her
garments like I leave for college tomorrow. Every day."
"Surprise! She cooked us a meal from scratch tonight!"
"My mom smells like sugar and ginger and I want to marry someone like her."
-- Alexandra Rosas, Good Day Regular People
"@desmondadrama: I do think I could live quite well on toast and blueberries."
"@CalamityJane: The first part of my plot has worked out wonderfully; I have
my parents exactly where I want them. *evil chuckle*"
-- Kate Canterbury, The Guavalicious Life
What's the funniest thing your kids might tweet? Tell us in a comment below!
For more from our favorite moms on Twitter, visit the Care.com Interview Series: Being a Social Media Mom »
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