15 tweets about mom brain that are really funny but also a tiny bit scary

Mom brain. It makes us do all sorts of crazy things, doesn’t it? Find your cell phone in the dryer? Mom brain. Stepped into the shower with your socks on? Mom brain. Forgot what day/month/year it is? Mom brain.

From showing up at a party a day early to cooking up a hot pot of nothing for 30 minutes, here are 15 of the funniest tweets about mom brain. One day we’ll remember our kids’ names, ladies. One day.

1. When sleep regression makes it worse

I just tried to text my four month old. #mommybrain pic.twitter.com/f78W6CUora
— Manda 🐼🌷 (@RitterManda) October 21, 2017

2. Yep, this is just who you are now.

I googled and WebMD’d all my symptoms and it turns out I’m just a mom.
— Lovely Potatoes (@robin_991) April 22, 2022

3. Good night, Spot. Love you!

You know #mommybrain has taken over when you start regularly calling your dogs your kids names and vice versa 😬😳
— Arianna Pflederer (@AriannaPfled) September 14, 2016

4. At least the kids will be happy.

Being a mom means remembering snacks but forgetting your wallet.#mommybrain #parenting #momlife
— Jessica Glassberg (@JGlassberg) June 14, 2017

5. I’m fiiiiine.

Well earlier today I tried to put my son’s waffle in the knife block thinking it was the toaster, and then later on I yelled at a fruit fly that was bothering me and told it to go play. So yeah things are fine, I’m fine.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) January 11, 2019

6. When a helping hand steps in.

I’d like to give a shout out to the adorable young woman in the drive thru line at @ChickfilA for handling my #mombrain moment like a pro.

Me: Hi! I’d like an avocado lime ranch…🤦🏼‍♀️
Her: Would you like a salad with your dressing?
— Mary King (@MaryKingTV) April 15, 2019

7. Every. Stinkin’. Time.

I have been to the store 20 times in the past 48 hours. I have spent eleventy million dollars.

I still forgot the milk.
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) September 20, 2018

8. Mmm… smells good.

Anyone else ever turn on the wrong burner and cook nothing for 30 minutes 🙄. #mombrain
— Mackenzie Douthit (@DouthitKenzie) November 5, 2018

9. We’re heeere!

You know you're looking forward to a kids birthday party when you show up a day early. #mommybrain
— Anna Russell (@acrussell775) April 23, 2017

10. Well, that worked out.

Wait, what? I just found my KEYS in the fridge here at work. I wasn't even looking for them! Figures. #mommybrain pic.twitter.com/DZVNwVL2Vf
— Lauren Lowrey (@LaurenLowrey_tv) March 4, 2016

11. You know you’ve got mom brain when…

Seriously just put baby formula in the coffee machine. Is it coffee or sleep I need most? #MommyBrain pic.twitter.com/NqxW0A6wrb
— Ilona Carson (@IlonaOnTV) July 27, 2016

12. Remember those?!

Just put my cell phone up to my ear and listened for the dial tone. #mombrain
— SquiddeoPalace (@NightmareSquid) February 24, 2017

13. Why isn’t this working?

Just tried for like 5 minutes to plug my phone into my breast pump 🙄 #nobrainleft #mombrain
— Lauren Burch (@MaynardLauren88) July 22, 2017

14. It really does happen to everyone.

Walked up to my front door. Took out car keys. Pointed car keys at my front door and hit the unlock button. Did not work. #Mombrain. 😳
— Angela Kinsey🍩 (@AngelaKinsey) May 28, 2015

15. Welcome aboard, Karen. Welcome aboard.

There are two boys at my kids’ preschool who are perfectly put together. Their hair is combed and I hear they eat veggies. Today their mom called me frantic. She forgot school was closed and had a meeting. She asked me to watch them for a bit.

Welcome to the momsquad, Karen.
— InsoMOMniac (@insoMOMniac) November 12, 2018