The 13 best parenting tweets of the week

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If there’s one thing parents need (besides wine), it’s a good laugh. So, thank goodness for Twitter. From the downside of seeing “Toy Story 4” with the kids to the best way to find a missing mom, here are the best parenting tweets for the week of June 22-28, 2019. Your sanity will thank you.

1. Sums it up pretty well.

1st kid: Everything is babyproofed before the kid can even crawl

Next kid: Hey kid 1, watch kid 2

— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) June 25, 2019

2. When things start getting a little weird with the kiddo …

I love my 5 yr old. But, if she doesn’t learn to give me some personal space then this day drinking thing is going to kill me.

— Mama•Is•Surviving on Whiskey (@MomOf2Happas) June 24, 2019

3. There is an eerie similarity.

Parenting is like an episode of #nakedandafraid always on high alert, never get a full nights sleep, not sure where you'll find your next food source and generally done without pants #parentingfail

— Fulfordsara82 (@fulfordsara82) June 23, 2019

4. You know, no biggie.

Friend: You look tired.

Me: Oh, that’s just because I haven’t slept in five years and I spend all my time worrying about things I can’t control.

— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) June 25, 2019

5. They’ll find you anywhere, anytime.

Officer: A mother is missing!

Police Chief: Release the search children…

Officer: The… the what?

Children: *find mom under bridge 4 counties over* We’re hungry.

— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) June 25, 2019

6. It has a nice ring to it.

I’ve never related to my toddler more than when she said, “turn the dark on” after I opened her curtains this morning.#parenting

— Kristen // Gen Y Mama (@GenYMama) June 24, 2019

7. Never. Ever. Going. To. Happen.

And Sunday shall be a day of rest.

Moms everywhere: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) June 23, 2019

8. Enjoy the ride, Dad.

I’ve been on a ship in 25 foot (8m) seas, been hit by a car…twice, had a nail come in the bottom and out the top of my foot, and been beaten with a brick.

Nothing is as soul-crushing as three kids whining/screeching in a car after taking away their screen time.#parentingfail

— Pete R. Girguis (@pgirguis) June 21, 2019

9. Anything we can do lying down?

googles "fun things to do with your kids"

skims results

googles "fun things to do with your kids if you're lazy"

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 25, 2019

10. Seriously, this is getting awkward.

DAMN YOU I'M NOT GONNA CRY IN FRONT OF MY KID AGAIN TOY STORY 4

— David's Soul (@david_tull) June 25, 2019

11. Parenting, 2019-style.

My eight year old has started talking back and then saying (outloud) “hashtag roasted” and dabbing. Not one of the parenting books prepared me for this.

— ally (@TragicAllyHere) June 23, 2019